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I am a crazy woman, funny and carefree but type A and anal all at the same time. I have two daughters and a Father who's a King...what more do I need?! My goal on this planet is to help His bride: literally (I plan weddings for a living!) and spiritually (I occasionally offer words of wisdom to loved ones...) Bless us all on this journey!

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Monday, July 9, 2007

Summer Modesty

Water parks are an interesting place. My girls and I went to Wisconsin Dells for 5 days (aren't you all proud of me? only grown-up, did all the packing/driving/spending thank you very much). Anyway we did a couple of different water parks, and it struck me how..."unmodest"...we all become. And you all have done it: groomed and bathed and deodorized to go out ANYWHERE ELSE. And yet at water parks people wear swimsuits that show things they'd never show. They sweat, spit, pull things out of their noses. They yell at their children and look like idiots. They go down slides they're too old to go down and look like idiots. They get wedgies. They slip on the wet tiles by the pool. They're out of shape and out of breath. And yet we all go back for more!! I love summer!! Anybody got any good/gross summer stories?

8 comments:

Mrs. Sara said...

I have a TOTALLY gross water park story, but I don't think I can tell it here!

Elizabeth F. said...

About 2 years I ago I waddled my hugely pregnant self to the Water Park in a bathing suit...with tons of people to gawk at me! I'm sure they thought I would deliver that baby any minute. I did it for my family, but I would never have shown that much of myself to people normally, and pregnant nontheless. LOL! It was funny to see people staring at me as I'd walk by.

Jenny W said...

come on mrs. sara, we talk about harry potter and sex toys here we can talk about totally gross water park stories. does it involve poop? boogers? fat people having sex on a slide? i think any of the above would be pretty amusing:)

betharoo said...

Frankly I always thought it was hilarious to go to remote areas of the Dunes during the summer. You can ALWAYS find skinny-dippers scurrying for clothes...

Mrs. Sara said...

Fat people having sex? Sounds like the average Tuesday night!

Actually the story involves me, a tampon, and one of those really fast slides where water shoots into crevices when you hit the bottom.

Still wanna hear it?

;)

Mrs. Sara said...

Bethany,

I never scurried.

Jenny W said...

yeah, tampon stories never seem to be good ones do they?!

Mrs. Sara said...

Told you you didn't want to know! ;)